Affiliate Army
The 🚀 ad channel 95% of brands are 😴 sleeping on

We'll Make You "Skit" and "Yapping" Style Ad Creatives That Are Guaranteed to Outperform Anything You Have Ran in Your Ad Account.

Made by creators who already sell, run from their own handles inside your Meta account, and paid for by results. Your force is live in 7 days.

1:30 · why we built it Jessica & ClintMy Affiliate Army

20 minutes · if we can't win for you yet, we say so

The broken model

You're spending thousands every month on ad creative. Most of it never converts.

Every brand on Meta hits the same wall. The winning ad fatigues. You need new creative to keep scaling. So you brief an agency, buy UGC, book an influencer. The invoices stack up. And after all of it, you're left with a folder of videos you're not even sure will work.

You've tried the options. An agency that produces polished, expensive ads that look like ads, and get scrolled past like ads.

UGC marketplaces at a hundred and fifty dollars a video. Actors you cast, reading scripts you wrote, that you then manage yourself. You test ten. Maybe one works. The rest is a write-off.

Influencers who charge thousands with no guarantee, on a post that reaches a fraction of their followers. You're not buying reach. You're buying a lottery ticket.

AI presenters your customers clock in two seconds. And when the audience figures it out, and they always figure it out, the damage is worse than running nothing at all.

Every single one shares the same flaw: the person on camera has never sold anything. You pay upfront, you hope it converts, and when it doesn't, you eat the loss and brief again.

The ad dies in two weeks. You need ten more. You spend again. Maybe one hits. It fatigues. You need ten more.

That cycle doesn't break by buying more videos. It breaks when the model changes entirely.

The change you need

What If Your Ads Were Made by People Who Already Sell, and They Only Got Paid When You Did?

There's a completely different model. One where the creators who actually move product on TikTok Shop make your ads. Not as actors reading a script, but as sellers with skin in the game, because they earn a cut when the ad converts.

Their face, their handle, their skit or yap, running as a whitelisted ad inside your Meta account. It looks like a creator's post, because it is one. And every week the force goes hunting for the ad that beats your control.

This isn't an idea. It's how the brand behind this page took a telehealth company to 5,000+ patients a month, and how we ran 2,000 affiliates for a single brand. Now imagine that force pointed at your account.

Real ads. Real sellers. Your brand.

Jessica · hook
Jessica · yap
Jessica · results
Clint · yap
Jessica · story
Jessica · testimonial
Jessica · talking head
Jessica · hook
Jessica · yap
Jessica · results
Clint · yap
Jessica · story
Jessica · testimonial
Jessica · talking head

Real ads from our own creators. Tap any one for sound.

The Creator Sales Force System

The System Behind the Winning Ad

Three parts. Fully managed. Compounds every week.

Step 1

Recruit Sellers, Not Actors

We pick creators from our coached roster who are selling in your category right now, brief them on your offer and your winning angles, and assign your force on Monday.

Your force · assigned Monday
01
@•••••••••Sold last 30 days ✓ · Beauty · 21K
Assign
02
@••••••Sold last 30 days ✓ · Wellness · 66K
Assign
03
@••••••••Sold last 30 days ✓ · Home · 9.5K
Assign
04
@•••••••••••Sold last 30 days ✓ · Supplements · 12K
Assign

Handles unmasked on the call. "Sold" means attributed sales in the last 30 days.

Step 2

Whitelist and Launch in 7 Days

Their handles are connected to your ad account as partnership ads. Scripts, hooks, production, revisions, and approvals are handled by us. Your first approved ads are live within 7 days, then new ones land every week.

Ad account · partnership ads
Skit · "the fitted-sheet trick"From the creator's handle · 3 hooks
Live
Yap · "why I switched"From the creator's handle · 3 hooks
Live
Talking head · "the honest review"Revisions back in 24h
Approving
Next batchBriefed from this week's numbers
Monday
Step 3

Hunt the Winner, Then Scale It

Your media buyer keeps the wheel. We read the numbers every week, cut the losers, feed the winners back to the force, and tell you exactly which creator and concept to put money behind.

Top performers · example scoreboard
vs. your controlCPP −31%
Hook rate38%
Spend$2.4K → $9.8K
StatusScaling
vs. your controlCPP +12%
StatusCut

Illustrative layout. Your scoreboard shows your numbers, weekly.

The hunt repeats every week and compounds

It works

5,000+ Patients a Month. 2,000 Affiliates. One Playbook.

Real numbers from the brands we run ourselves. This is what's already possible right now.

5,000+patients a month at the telehealth brand we operate
2,000affiliates recruited and managed for one brand
$500 → $2.5Kaverage creator sales per month after our coaching
7 daysfrom payment to your first whitelisted ads live
Jessica Gardner
Jessica GardnerCo-founder · creator side

Recruited and coached the affiliate force behind a 2,000-creator program. Runs your roster, briefs, and the weekly stand-up.

Daniel Aroustamian
Daniel AroustamianCo-founder · growth side

Built the growth engine behind a 5,000-patient-a-month telehealth brand. Runs your readiness check and the scoreboard.

These are our own operating numbers, self-reported, not audited. No client logos yet, and we'd rather say so than fake it.

See the difference

Here's What Changes

The old way

Pay upfront. Hope it works.

  • Thousands burned per month on creative
  • Actors on camera who have never sold anything
  • You write the brief, chase the revisions, manage the DMs
  • Files delivered, then the agency disappears
  • Every winning ad dies in 14 days, back to briefing
  • You never stop paying to produce
The Creator Sales Force

Sellers earn when they sell.

  • Creators who move product on TikTok Shop, whitelisted to your brand
  • Their handles on your ads, so they look like posts, not ads
  • Scripts, production, and management handled for you
  • New approved ads land in your account every week
  • Winners scaled, losers cut, on a weekly scoreboard
  • A fee that only exists when you sell

The guarantee

Beat your best ad in 30 days, or the next hunt's creators are on us.

Two promises in writing. Your whitelisted force is live within 7 days with new approved ads every week, or we keep producing free until it is.

And if you run the batch with your normal test budget for 30 days and not one ad beats your current best on cost per purchase, we cover the creators' pay for the next batch. We never promise revenue. Nobody honestly can.

Pricing: one launch investment that covers the first hunt, then a percentage of the sales your force makes. No retainer. Exact number on the call, once we've seen your account.

Who it's built for

The Brands We Work With Have Three Things in Common

Built for you

This is for you if

  • You're already spending on Meta and have a control ad with a cost per purchase you know
  • You're tired of paying upfront for creative and hoping it converts
  • You have a product that already sells and the margin to test
Probably not yet

This isn't for you if

  • You're pre-launch or still validating the product
  • Your tracking doesn't count real purchases yet
  • You want cheap files to manage yourself, not a force that hunts for you

Limited capacity

Why We Only Take On a Handful of Brands Each Month

Running this system means real execution: recruiting the right sellers, writing the briefs, whitelisting, revisions, and a scoreboard read every week, all done for you.

Every brand gets the same two people on the stand-up. We don't outsource it. We don't automate the relationship.

That's why we cap the number of brands we start each month, and why every force is assigned on a Monday.

Next intake: a small number of slots open this month. Book now to secure your place. Calls are taken in the order received.

Common questions

Questions brands ask before they apply.

What exactly do you do?

We run a creator sales force for your brand. We pick creators who already sell, coach them on your offer, whitelist their handles into your ad account, write the briefs, manage production and revisions, and tell you which creators and concepts made money. You run the ads. We handle the creators.

How fast are the first ads live?

Book a call. We run a readiness check on your funnel, tracking, and margins within 48 hours. You pay, we lock the schedule, and your force is assigned Monday. First approved ads within 7 days, new approved ads every week, and a scoreboard on day 30.

What does it cost?

A one-time launch investment that covers the first hunt's creator pay, the brief, the whitelisting setup, the weekly stand-up, and the scoreboard. After that, a percentage of the sales attributed to your force. No retainer. We'll give you the exact number on the call once we've seen your account.

How do we know the creatives will actually perform?

Nobody can promise a number before seeing your account, which is why the readiness check comes first. What we put in writing is the guarantee above: beat your best ad on cost per purchase within 30 days, or the next batch's creators are on us. And the people on camera are creators who are selling right now, not a reel of actors.

How many videos and creators do we get?

As many as your hunt needs. We scope that privately before you pay and put it in the delivery schedule. What we promise publicly is the cadence and the outcome: live in 7 days, new ads every week, and an ad that beats your control.

How is this different from a UGC agency?

A UGC agency sells you files: actors you cast, reading scripts you wrote, that you then manage. We put sellers' handles on your ads, write the strategy and scripts, manage the whole thing, and only get paid a percentage when you sell. You're not paying for videos. You're paying for a lower cost per purchase.

We already have creators or an in-house team.

Keep them. If your current creative is performing, don't touch it. Where we come in is whitelisted sellers your team can't source, plus the management your team doesn't want.

Can my product work with this?

We've run this across DTC, telehealth, and supplements. The fastest way to find out if yours fits is the call: we'll tell you in the first 20 minutes, and the readiness check confirms it before you spend a dollar.

Ready to stop buying videos and start running a sales force?

Find out if the Creator Sales Force is right for your brand. One call. No commitment. Just clarity.

Book a call

20-minute call · a handful of brands each month